A humble tribute to the gluteal anomalies of For Better or for Worse.
A few weeks ago, I was watching a documentary on the Learning Channel about a man who weighed over 700 pounds. He was completely immobile and spent all of his time lying on his bed, where his fat pooled out all around him like pure gelatinous evil. That night I had nightmares about it pooling so far out that it separated from his body, crept under my door, and suffocated me. Do you see where I'm going with this?
This, my friends, is a special case of gluteal anomaly. While the others are simply oddly shaped, this one is an optical illusion. Warren's posterior (far right) is truly the necker cube of rear ends. I don't know where it ends, or which way his legs are facing. I've been staring at it in slack-jawed wonder for five minutes and I still don't know what's going on.
I don't even have anything to say. I'm just wondering what compelled Lynn Johnston to make April's rear the focus of the panel. If that was her intent, then she succeeded. It almost looks like she applied some kind of "wide-angle lens" photoshop filter as a joke to see if anyone would notice.
Tap dancing Christ on a cracker, it's a triangle. Words defy me.
Can you take me back where I came from?
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