"Hello, welcome to Burger King, how can I help you?"
"Yeah, I'd just like a four piece chicken tender and a small fry, please."
"Okay, that'll be $2.10."
"Oh, I'm sorry. I'm Luisa. My cousin, Francesco- you may have heard of him- he works at your 23 Mile and Van Dyke location, and I believe that entitles me to your employee family discount."
"Haha! That'll be $2.10, hon."
"I'm afraid this is no laughing matter, ma'am. I can excuse your ignorance only because I'm sure that you're new, as you don't seem to realise exactly who I am. I come from a very long line of Burger King employees."
"I've been working here for ten years; if there were some kind of 'employee family discount' I think I'd know about it."
"Very well, then. I suppose I can stand to pay full price this time, but do expect to hear about this from your manager. Good day, madame."
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